Friday, 16 May 2008

Si estas en Alemania...

y extranas la comida mexicana....me encontre esta receta por ahi y la probe. La verdad que buenisimas!

CARNITAS RAPIDAS EN 15 minutos
Para todos aquellos que aƱoran un rico taco placero de carnitas con su maciza y cuerito, ahi les va mi receta mega-rapida. En serio pruebenla, salen unas carnitas dignas de mmmmmm.
El cerdo en Alemania es "de otro mundo", por su sabor. Aca en Alemania no hay que cocinarlo 1 hora como en Mexico lo cual endurece y reseca la carne..



RECETA PASO POR PASO

1.-Acude a tu supermerado de confianza (Lidl, Kaisers,Norma, Kaufland,Aldi, Extra, Etc,) y compra un "EISBEIN" que es una especie de chamorro empacado al vacio en su jugo. Cuesta como 2 Euros.

2.-Colocar el chamorro en una sarten a fuego medio, quitarle el hueso si lo prefieres, y tambien, separar la carne ( maciza) de la piel ( cuerito). Agregar de ser posible una cascarita de naranja (1/4) y unas hojas de laurel (lorbeer blatt) . No agregues manteca o aceite ya que trae suficiente.
El eisbain despues de un rato comienza a soltar agua (jugo). Dejar las carnitas unos minutos para que absorban , despues desechar todo el jugo y subir el fuego a full para que las carnitas queden doraditas.

3.-Sacar del sarten y en una tabla, picar en trocitos al gusto.

4.- En Tu tienda de chinitos de confianza. compra un manojo de cilantro (koriander) picar fino y colocar en la mesa junto a cebollita picada.

5.- Acompanar con una salsa mexicana, o una salsa hecha de chiles "piri piri" ajo y tomate,un buen guacamole y frijolitos refritos. Y no olvidar las tortillas!

6.- Acompanar tambien con unas cervezas frias , si no hay Corona, usar otra pils.

7.- Y listo..... tacos de carnitas instantaneas.

Thursday, 15 May 2008

A little fun

I recently read this somewhere online and I thought it was great for sharing. :D:D

Installing a Husband

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate


Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support